🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, listen to this bullshit… This whole Ukraine thing, right? It’s a mess, a real goddamn mess. Like trying to untangle a plate of spaghetti after a particularly boisterous family dinner. You know, the kind where your cousin Vinnie spills red wine all over the place. Anyway, these Ruskies, these *animals*, they hit the main government building in Kyiv. The *main* building, can you believe it? Like they’re playing some kind of sick game of Whac-A-Mole with a country. The roof, the upper floors – gone. Fires everywhere. Looks like a scene from one of those disaster movies Paulie Walnuts loves, only this ain't no movie, this is real life, and real life's a lot cheaper than the big screen. And it's not just the government building, these bastards. A nine-story residential building got hit too. At least two people are dead – a baby, under a year old, *a baby*, and some young woman. A baby! Makes you wanna puke, right? The mayor, this Klitschko guy, is talking about a third body… Christ. It's like they're aiming for playgrounds, for chrissakes! This isn't war, it's a goddamn massacre. This BBC chick, Sarah Rainsford, saw it all – a big fuckin' column of smoke, two cruise missiles screaming across the sky like some kind of death metal band. Boom. Another explosion. Then another and another, all while these clowns in Kyiv are wondering what the hell is happening. She actually saw this, the bitch. They were right behind Maidan Square, the main square. It's the kinda scene that'll keep you awake at night, let me tell ya. The Ukrainian air force says the Ruskies launched over *eight hundred* missiles and drones. Eight hundred! That's more than I've had slices of gabagool in my life. Nine missiles hit, fifty-six drones. Thirty-seven locations, and the wreckage is all over the place. They're flooding the zone, hoping something sticks. Pure savagery. It’s like they’re trying to erase the place off the map, capisce? Svyrydenko, this Ukrainian Prime Minister, she wants tougher sanctions and more weapons. Duh. What the hell else is she gonna ask for? A pizza? She’s right, though. These sanctions are weak, they’re like hitting a guy with a wet noodle. It's gotta be the real deal or the motherfuckers are just gonna keep on rolling. Zelensky's hometown, Kryvyi Rih, also got hit. Three infrastructure facilities. Air raid sirens all over the country. The whole damn place is a target. These buildings, these residential buildings, they’re not military targets, these are families, kids. These fucking animals...they're hitting civilians. It’s pure, unadulterated evil. This is what happens when you let a pack of hyenas run loose. Tkachenko, some other guy, says the Russians are deliberately targeting civilians. He's right. It’s not even a question. It's pure evil, and what’s worse is that this is a war with no end in sight. The whole thing's a f***ing nightmare. A real goddamn nightmare. And you know what the worst part is? There’s nothing I can do about it. Except maybe... maybe order another espresso. This whole thing’s got my stomach churning. Fuhgeddaboudit. For now.