"Hey, hey, HEY! What do you think you're doin' here? This is the back room - FAMILY ONLY, capisce?"
"Listen here, friend. You seem like good people, but you can't just waltz into the back room without being part of the family. That's not how this thing of ours works."
"You wanna play poker with the big boys? You wanna sit at the table where real business gets done? Then you gotta prove you're family first."
🍝 HOW TO JOIN THE FAMILY 🍝
Step 1: Go back to the HOMEPAGE
Step 2: Give us your mob name in the Family Status section
Step 3: Start earnin' your loyalty points by visitin' daily
Step 4: Come back here when you're officially family!
"Look, I don't make the rules... well, actually I do make the rules. But the point is, this is how we keep things organized around here. Once you're family, you get access to everything - the poker games, the real money, the whole nine yards."
"So whatcha waitin' for? Go join the family and then come back. The cards ain't goin' nowhere, but my patience might."