🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, this fuckin' thing in Australia, right? This Dezi Freeman… a real piece of work. Killed two cops, *cops*, in some bush, Porepunkah… sounds like a place you’d find a kangaroo with a freakin’ mortgage. This guy’s a “sovereign citizen,” they say. Sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me. Sovereign citizen? More like *sovereign pain in the ass*. He thinks he’s above the law? We’ll see how *sovereign* he feels when he’s lookin’ at a lifetime of prison gruel, *capisce*? This whole thing started with a search warrant, something about sex crimes. You know how it is; one thing leads to another, and boom, two dead cops. Now, the whole town’s lookin’ the other way, helpin’ this scumbag hide. These people, they’re *cooperating* with a *cop killer* – that’s the kind of loyalty that makes my blood boil. It's worse than a rat, it’s a…a fuckin’ *wombat* rat, hiding in the bush. Superintendent Kahan, this guy from the Victoria Police… he’s sayin’ they know who’s helpin’ this Freeman. He's sayin' these people are committing a serious crime by protecting this guy. Well, duh, Sherlock. I mean, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist, or even a wiseguy, to figure that out. It’s like hidin’ a rat in your kitchen– you’re gonna get a taste of that same shit later. They pinched the wife and some kid, but let ‘em go. Smart move, maybe. She puts out a statement sayin' they’re not anti-authority. Bullshit. That's like a rat sayin' "I ain't no rat, I'm a squirrel!" They just don't want the heat, that’s all. They’ve got helicopters, armored cars, the whole nine yards lookin’ for this guy. A week, they’ve been at it! Reminds me of that time we were lookin’ for Paulie’s missing stash, except instead of a stash of coke, it’s a conspiracy theorist who thinks he's John Wayne. You know what's funny? John Wayne didn't even need a conspiracy to kill people. He just did it, straight up, no questions asked. This guy's a joke. This whole sovereign citizen thing… it’s a plague, right? Three years ago, something similar happened in Queensland. It’s like these guys are all readin’ the same fuckin’ playbook, only it’s written in crayon. It makes you think, huh? Maybe these conspiracy theorists… they ain't so crazy after all. Maybe they just got bad ideas and a thirst for violence. Anyway, this Freeman…he's toast. Sooner or later, he’ll either get caught or some vigilante will take care of the problem. One thing is for sure: justice will be served. One way or another, this whole thing'll be settled, probably with a big plate of pasta and some good red wine…after they catch that sonofabitch, of course. You know, celebration. Family style. Maybe with a side of revenge. You know how we do things around here. *Capisce*?