🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, listen up, you got this… this whole Kim Jong-un going to Beijing thing, right? A big fuckin’ parade, they’re calling it “Victory Day.” Eighty years since the Japs surrendered. Sounds like a real party, huh? Except instead of strippers and gabagool, you got tanks and… *Kim Jong-un*. A real class act, that guy. First off, this ain’t just some meet-and-greet at a fuckin’ Little League game. This is Kim Jong-un, the guy who’s got more nukes than a goddamn arsenal, showing up at *Xi Jinping’s* party. Xi, that’s the guy running China, see? He’s trying to build this whole new world order, you know, Beijing calling the shots. Like a whole different kind of family business, only with more missiles. Capisce? This is a big deal for Xi. He’s got Putin there too. Putin, the guy who’s playing checkers while Biden’s playing chess – and losing badly, I might add. This whole Ukraine thing… mess, pure and simple. And Trump, that clown, wants to meet Kim? The guy’s building more bombs than I’ve got fuckin' "associates," and he's got his hand in with Putin? What an idiot. Like he'd even know what to say. This parade’s gonna be huge. Think more than a fuckin' St. Patrick's Day parade in Bayonne, amplified by a thousand. Hundreds of planes, tanks… anti-drone systems. They’re showing off all their new toys. It’s like Christmas morning for the Chinese military, only instead of presents, they’ve got enough firepower to level… well, a few things. And Kim’s there, front row, center stage. First North Korean leader at a Chinese military parade since… 1959. That’s a long fuckin’ time. You know, I once went to a fuckin’ christening in 1959, and that was a bigger deal than this... though, I can't remember what we were celebrating exactly. But this... this is different. Back then, we were worrying about the feds, now we're worrying about a full-blown nuclear war. This ain't good. They’re calling it a “diplomatic win” for Xi. Bullshit. It’s a power play. Pure and simple. He's showing everyone who's boss. And Kim’s there because he’s got his own agenda. These guys ain’t exactly Boy Scouts, you know? They’re all playing a dangerous game, and us, we're stuck in the middle, watching the fireworks. That's how it feels, anyway. So yeah, this whole thing… it's a powder keg. You gotta watch this one carefully. This ain't no fuckin' spaghetti dinner. This is serious, people, seriously serious. You understand? Fuhgeddaboudit... you can't.