🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, this fuckin’ Cook broad, right? Lisa Cook. Heard about this shit? The Donald, he’s tryin’ to can her from the Federal Reserve. The *Federal Reserve*, Paulie! Like he’s gonna go in there and shake things up, like he's *gonna* change the goddamn interest rates himself. This guy’s a fuckin’ cartoon character. Seriously. Reminds me of that time I tried to strong-arm that plumber into lowering his price. Didn't go so well, let me tell ya. Anyway, he claims she lied on some mortgage papers. Something about a primary residence in Michigan, then two weeks later, *poof*, another address. Sounds like a regular Tuesday for some of these guys, am I right? Maybe she's got a few places like some of *us*. What's the big deal? Maybe it's a summer house, a love nest...who am I to judge? Except the Donald seems to think it’s grounds for immediate dismissal. Like he’s some kinda… you know, *judge*. He ain’t no judge. He’s the fuckin’ president, and even then, he’s a one-term wonder. He’s getting the boot himself soon, so what makes him think he can fire somebody else? The nerve. This broad, Cook, she ain’t backin’ down. Says he’s got no authority. Her lawyer, some guy Lowell, is already sharpening his knives – gonna sue the pants off him, I bet. Smart move, that. Gives me a slight boner to be honest, shows guts. The Federal Reserve, themselves, they’re all quiet as church mice. Probably scared shitless. They’re waiting to see which way the wind blows before they make their move. Smart, but gutless. This whole thing is a mess. It’s like a plate of gabagool with a side of pure, unadulterated bullshit. It's unprecedented, they say. Unprecedented? In this town? Please. I’ve seen shit that would make this look like a tea party. This is just another day in the circus. The funny thing is, Trump's been eyeballin' Powell, the head of the whole damn thing, for a while now. Probably wants to replace him with someone who'll lower the interest rates so he can build more of those…uh…*businesses*. You get the picture. It’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet by replacing the whole sink. It is a disaster. So, yeah, that's the story. A bunch of high-powered political shenanigans, right? Who knows how it'll play out. Could go either way, really. This whole thing is one big bowl of pasta...Al dente or overcooked? It's too soon to tell, my friend. Now, who wants another espresso? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Capisce?