🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, this UN guy, Jenča, right? Some pencil-necked geek in a suit. He’s sayin’ there’ll be “catastrophic consequences” if Israel goes all in on Gaza. Catastrophic. Like a fuckin’ wedding at my cousin Paulie’s. You know, the one where the cake collapsed and Uncle Sal got into a fight over who got the last cannoli? Except, instead of cannoli, it’s… well, you get the picture. A whole lotta mess. This Netanyahu fella, he’s apparently cookin’ up a plan to take over the whole damn Gaza Strip. “Total reoccupation,” they’re callin’ it. Sounds like a real winner, huh? Like when that contractor, Vinny “the Shovel” DeLuca, promised me a finished basement in three months and took six years and half my life savings. Except, instead of a basement, it’s a whole country. A shithole of a country, but still, a whole country. They’re sayin’ this is either a negotiating tactic – a big bluff – or he’s tryin’ to keep his right-wing buddies happy. Sounds familiar, right? Politics is just like the construction business, only with less cement and more backstabbing. And Trump? The guy's a fuckin' wildcard. They asked him about it, and he’s all, "That's up to Israel." Classy. Like sayin', "Hey, you wanna take this whole thing over? Suit yourself, buddy, it's none of my business." Real strong leadership there, Donnie. Remind me to send him a fruit basket… a fruit basket filled with lemons. This Jenča guy, he’s spoutin’ off about international law, Gaza bein’ part of some future Palestinian state. Blah, blah, blah. International law. I got more respect for the rules of bocce ball, I tell ya. The whole thing’s a mess. Millions of Palestinians, hostages… it’s a disaster waitin’ to happen. They’re sayin’ the Israeli army already controls 75% of Gaza. Seventy-five percent! And they still want more? These guys are like my Uncle Pat at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Never enough, always greedy. Always gotta have more. Except instead of shrimp scampi, it's land and human lives. Even some of *their own* people, the army chief and such, are against it. Can you believe that? Their own generals think it’s a stupid idea. Maybe they should have asked me first. I would have told them to go slow, plan it out, not rush into a thing like this. But then again, who am I? The thing is, this whole Gaza thing… it’s a powder keg. One wrong move, and it's gonna blow up in everyone’s face. And trust me, nobody wants to be anywhere near that explosion. Capisce? It’s gonna be a disaster, a real cazzo of a situation. So, let’s just… see what happens, eh? You know, *fuhgeddaboudit* for now. Unless someone needs some extra “persuasion” Then, well, we’ll see. I always have time for business. Especially business that pays. You follow me?