🍝 THE DAILY SITDOWN 🍝

So, listen to this horseshit, Paulie. The UN, these fuckin' pencil-pushers, are saying almost a third of the people in Gaza – *Gaza* – are going days without food. Days! Can you *believe* that? These guys are starving, and these world leaders are playin' games like it's some kinda goddamn board meeting. Ninety thousand women and kids need treatment, they say. Ninety thousand! That's more people than at a fuckin’ Giants game, and they’re not even getting peanuts. Malnutrition's "surging," they say. Sounds like a goddamn mob war, only instead of lead, it's fuckin' empty bellies. They’re practically reporting this like a goddamn stock market crash. 122 people already dead from starvation since this whole thing started. One hundred and twenty-two! That’s enough to fill a goddamn mausoleum, and I’m talking the BIG one, the kind they got down in Newark. Israel, they claim, ain't blocking aid. Bullshit! They control everything goin’ in and out of that place, they’re runnin’ the whole fuckin’ show. They’re sayin’ Hamas is to blame. Hamas! Those guys are like the fuckin’ worst relatives at a christening – always causin’ trouble, but they’re still family. This ain't some backyard barbeque we’re talking about. This is about survival. They're playing the blame game, like a bunch of fuckin' children. This ain't about politics; it's about humanity, you understand? Now, this Starmer guy, the Prime Minister of England, he’s talkin’ about airdropping aid. Airdropping! Like it’s fuckin’ Christmas, and they’re dropping presents from Santa’s sleigh. Fuckin’ inefficient, the aid agencies say. It's like tryin' to fill a swimming pool with a teaspoon. It’s a PR stunt; a fuckin’ distraction. Germany, France, and the UK, they’re all up in arms, screamin’ for Israel to open the damn floodgates. It’s all talk, Paulie. Pure talk. This whole situation is reminding me of that time Bobby Bacala tried to unload those defective microwaves on Ginny Sack – a lot of noise, but no results. The UAE and Jordan, they’re supposedly gonna do the airdrops. But then some Jordanian official tells the BBC they ain't got permission from Israel yet. You see the fuckin' game they're playing? It's like a poker game with loaded dice, and the people in Gaza are the ones holding the short straw. The UN calls it a distraction, a way to avoid the real issue. I could tell you that much without even readin' this. Listen, Paulie, this ain't just some story in the paper. This is a fuckin' tragedy. A humanitarian crisis. These people are dying, and these world leaders, they’re busy pointin' fingers, playin' politics, while people starve. It’s enough to make a guy wanna… take a long nap. It's disgusting, really. Disgusting. Get me another espresso. This whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth, worse than that burnt gabagool at Lupertazzi's christening. Capace?